I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
does someone’s voice just make you so happy it leaves you like
i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)